2004-07-26 - 12:30 a.m.
Hey ass wipe - YOU don't know what it's like to be the mother of twins just because yours are close in age.
Having a year old child and a new born baby are not the same as having two new born babies so stop saying that.
You do NOT know how I feel.
"You have your hands full."
I hear this all day long everywhere I go. Will I hear this for the next 18 years?
and YOU: My hands aren't full, my cart is full. I cant carry both babies at once..
To YOU: Don't lean on my shopping cart and keep me from moving just so that you can tell the story of your mother/cousin/uncle/neighbor/teacher/sister/friend/boss/self and their twins.
YOU: NO THEY ARE NOT ONE OF EACH. WHEN I SAY IDENTICAL - THAT ALSO MEANS GENDER. PLEASE NOTE THE BLUE BLANKETS/CLOTHES/HATS ...THEY ARE BOYS.
Thank YOU for saying that I am blessed, thank you for "god blessing" me. Thank you for congratulating me.
And no Thank YOU for saying: "I'm glad it's you and not me." You are too fucking young/old/stupid/ugly to have kids anyway.
I'm glad it's me and not you too! I miss you dad.